Greetings fellow humans, I am Archie the protector from planet Barksalot. I live with my adopted family here on planet Earth masquerading as a common Red Healer. No one really knows I have super powers. My high-pitched bark can break glass. I can bite in half wooden fences with a single chomp. I can leap over 5 foot fences in a single bound. I am the protector of my family and yard. Woe to you if you enter my yard unannouced, remember the wooden fences? That's all for now, fellow humans. I am looking foward to hearing from you.
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